Berhati-hatilah bila melancong ke China. Orang China ni bukan saje pandai buat telur tiruan malah pandai buat daging lembu tiruan jugak. Yang gelinye, menggunakan DAGING BABI!

Di sana, harga daging lembu dua kali lebih mahal daripada daging babi. Jadi mereka pakat tipu semua orang dengan menjadikan daging babi seolah-olah daging lembu. Dalam masa 90 minit saja, daging babi yang digoreng menjadi sesedap daging lembu.

Macam mana mereka buat? Mereka menggunakan “beef extract” yang dijual dalam bentuk botol dan berleluasa di sana. Mereka gaulkan daging babi dengan rempah tersebut, dan wallah! Daging babi yang dihidang rasanya seperti daging lembu.

Orang ramai pun tak dapat bezakan daging lembu tiruan tersebut. Dalam jangka masa panjang ia boleh menyebabkan cancer. Adakah teknologi ini sudah tiba di negara Malaysia? Anda tentukan.

Seronok, tapi penat...penat yang berbaloi hokey ☺☺☺. Yer lah, jaga anak sendiri kan. Sebenarnya aku tak kerja last week sebab jaga anak yang sakit. Takkan aku nak hantar anak yang sakit gi nursery gak kan. Memang tak patut lah. Kang tak pasal² berjangkit plak kat anak orang, tak ke menganiaya namanya tu. Dah lah penyakit nih berjangkit. Kesian kat anak dara aku tuh. Untukmu anak, ibu terpasa amik Emergency Leave. Alhamdulillah...pagi nih nampak dah ok.

Tapi tu lah, 'LEMAU' jadi nya bila duduk rumah. Keja aku asyik nak tidooooo je. Ntah apsal aku pon tak tau. Asal letak kepala kat bantal jer, senang jer mata ni nak lelap. Anak²....main jer lah. Si abang sibuk tengok kartun, boring kartun, buka CD Magic English dia pulak. Si adik plak...guling² jer lah kejanya. Angkat montot tak habis², nak merangkak katakan, tapi tak bergerak pon...ekekeke...Bila nangis, sua jer lah 'nenen', tapi mata tetap lelap...muahahahaha...

Macam mana lah nak jadi Fully Housewife nih. Nak masak pon rasa malas jer. Kalau tak kerana anak ngan suami nak makan, ku gagahkan jugak memasak. haihhhhh...buruk perangai betul. Tu baru seminggu jadi Fully HW. Tapi bila weekend ok plak, cergas. Ni penangan tak kerja on weekdays lah nih.

Masih belum terlewat lagi untuk aku ucapkan Selamat Hari IBU untuk mak, mama, umi, ibu, mommy dan apa saja panggilan untuk ibu. Hari² adalah hari ibu ☺☺☺

Di sini aku nak kongsikan satu email yang sangat menarik untuk di baca ^_^.

The officer at the Driving License counter asked the lady "What is

your occupation?"

The woman seeking renewal of her license seemed to be puzzled. So the

officer said "Ma'am, are you employed, have your own business

or........

The woman replied "Oh, yes!! I have a full time occupation. I am a mother"

Officer: "We don't have 'mother' as an option for occupation. I will

write it down as 'Housewife'. That takes care of all questions."

This had happened long ago, and was forgotten. Years later when I went

to get my license, the Public Relations Officer was a somewhat

pompous.woman.

"Your occupation?" she asked in a rather authoritative tone.

I just had an inspiration and replied "I am a researcher in the field

The lady officer stared at me in amazement. I calmly repeated my

statement and she wrote it down verbatim. Then, unable to conceal her

curiosity, she politely asked "What exactly do you do in your

I was feeling good about having described my occupation so calmly and

confidently. So I replied "My research projects have been going on for

I could see that the officer was thoroughly impressed. After

completing the licensing formalities, she came to the door to see me

off.

'Mother' - Isn't it a great title. Fit to be added to the nameplate on

the door!! By this standard, grandmothers deserve to be called Senior

Please share this with all mothers, grandmothers, great grandmothers,

all ladies currently holding posts like didi-tai-chachi-mami-mausi-bua

...... They will all shower you with blessings and life will be happier.

Finally...i'm back to work after 1 weeks being fully housewife. Kenapa? Huhuhuhu...panjang ceritanya. Rindu nak menjengah 'rumah' uols semua, rindu nak merapu kat blog nih...rindu semuanya lah. Mesti dah terlepas banyak cerita nih. Tak per...kejap lagi aktivi BW akan bermula bila kerja dah settle...muahahahaha...